If this happened to me I would shit in their mouths while they were sleeping.

I would watch soccer if this happened every 5 minutes.

Fag with a bike vs skater. I wonder what happens.

Go back to roasting duck.

This should be in the recruitment commercials instead of those retarded army of one dragon fighting horse fucking videos.  Fuck you.  USA USA USA!

“Makes my taco pop”  What is wrong with this phrase?  Maybe you should go to the doctor.

DMX, you should have never let them catch you.  You should have went down in a blaze of gunfire and cocaine.  What happened in Belly?  Anyways, fuck that judge.

Spongebob makes you look like you’re doing the robot.  Go back to the 80’s

This ugly shark gives head worst than your girlfriend with the braces and snaggle teeth.

I *BLEEP* YOU,  YOU *BLEEP* ME