Random Asshole's http://randomahole.com Guide to being an Asshole Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:47:09 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8 en hourly 1 Perez Hilton Jokes About Michael Jackson’s Death http://randomahole.com/2009/06/25/perez-hilton-jokes-about-michael-jacksons-death/ http://randomahole.com/2009/06/25/perez-hilton-jokes-about-michael-jacksons-death/#comments Thu, 25 Jun 2009 20:47:09 +0000 RandomAsshole http://randomahole.com/?p=223 Perezhilton you are a fucking faggot.  I hope you get AIDS and it becomes airborne and kills your whole shitty family.  If you click the link he has already changed it.  You stupid cunt whore bitch fuck homo dickless large anused son of a bitch.

Fuck Perez Hilton

Fuck Perez Hilton

We knew something like this would happen!!

Michael Jackson was taken by ambulance from his Holmby Hills home to a nearby Los Angeles hospital on Thursday afternoon!!

Supposedly, the singer went into cardiac arrest and the paramedics had to administer CPR!!!

His mother is even on the way to visit him!!!

We are dubious!!

Jacko pulled a similar stunt when he was getting ready for his big HBO special in ‘95 when he “collapsed” at rehearsal!

He was dragging his heels on that just like his upcoming 50 date London residency at the 02 Arena, of which he already postponed the first few dates!!!

Either he’s lying or making himself sick, but we’re curious to see if he’s able to go on!!!

Get your money back, ticket holders!!!! – Perez Hilton

Excerpt from the faggots site here

Share This ]]> http://randomahole.com/2009/06/25/perez-hilton-jokes-about-michael-jacksons-death/feed/ 0 Snake Fails At School http://randomahole.com/2009/03/13/snake-fails-at-school/ http://randomahole.com/2009/03/13/snake-fails-at-school/#comments Fri, 13 Mar 2009 13:23:28 +0000 RandomAsshole http://randomahole.com/?p=219 Snake, you’re pretty much retarded

snake-report-card

Share This ]]> http://randomahole.com/2009/03/13/snake-fails-at-school/feed/ 0 Problem Solving Flowsheet for Assholes http://randomahole.com/2009/03/13/problem-solving-flowsheet-for-assholes/ http://randomahole.com/2009/03/13/problem-solving-flowsheet-for-assholes/#comments Fri, 13 Mar 2009 12:57:11 +0000 RandomAsshole http://randomahole.com/?p=217 Seriously stop fucking with it.

problem-solving-flowsheet

Share This ]]> http://randomahole.com/2009/03/13/problem-solving-flowsheet-for-assholes/feed/ 0 Joaquin Phoenix is the new 2pac http://randomahole.com/2009/03/12/joaquin-phoenix-is-the-new-2pac/ http://randomahole.com/2009/03/12/joaquin-phoenix-is-the-new-2pac/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 18:16:10 +0000 RandomAsshole http://randomahole.com/?p=210 Joaquin Phoenix is a thug and he keeps it real..  Really homo.  I saw you fight in Gladiator you cheap motherfucker.

 

Joaquin Phoenix is a Homo

Joaquin Phoenix is a Homo

Share This ]]> http://randomahole.com/2009/03/12/joaquin-phoenix-is-the-new-2pac/feed/ 0 Jesus is an Asshole http://randomahole.com/2009/03/12/jesus-is-an-asshole/ http://randomahole.com/2009/03/12/jesus-is-an-asshole/#comments Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:04:57 +0000 RandomAsshole http://randomahole.com/?p=200 Seriously Jesus, you’re a fucking asshole.  Let the lesbian count that money.

shut-up-jesus-annoying-bank-teller

Share This ]]> http://randomahole.com/2009/03/12/jesus-is-an-asshole/feed/ 0 Rouch My Rody http://randomahole.com/2008/12/15/rouch-my-rody/ http://randomahole.com/2008/12/15/rouch-my-rody/#comments Mon, 15 Dec 2008 19:56:10 +0000 RandomAsshole http://randomahole.com/?p=198 Seriously you are gayer than 8 men lined up doing a homo choo choo

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRCBymsRIhk&eurl=&feature=player_embedded[/youtube]

Share This ]]> http://randomahole.com/2008/12/15/rouch-my-rody/feed/ 0 Wedding Dance of Awesome http://randomahole.com/2008/09/22/wedding-dance-of-awesome/ http://randomahole.com/2008/09/22/wedding-dance-of-awesome/#comments Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:39:24 +0000 RandomAsshole http://randomahole.com/?p=195 By far the best first dance I have ever seen.

Share This ]]> http://randomahole.com/2008/09/22/wedding-dance-of-awesome/feed/ 0 This Is How All My Conversations End http://randomahole.com/2008/09/22/this-is-how-all-my-conversations-end/ http://randomahole.com/2008/09/22/this-is-how-all-my-conversations-end/#comments Mon, 22 Sep 2008 18:38:58 +0000 RandomAsshole http://randomahole.com/?p=193 This is how all my conversations end.

Share This ]]> http://randomahole.com/2008/09/22/this-is-how-all-my-conversations-end/feed/ 0 For Only 50 Cents A Month You Can Kill Babies http://randomahole.com/2008/09/22/for-only-50-cents-a-month-you-can-kill-babies/ http://randomahole.com/2008/09/22/for-only-50-cents-a-month-you-can-kill-babies/#comments Mon, 22 Sep 2008 16:40:42 +0000 RandomAsshole http://randomahole.com/?p=190 For only 50 cents a month you can help parents buy their childrens cobras who will perform post birth abortions.

Share This ]]> http://randomahole.com/2008/09/22/for-only-50-cents-a-month-you-can-kill-babies/feed/ 0 All Cops Are Retarded http://randomahole.com/2008/09/19/all-cops-are-retarded/ http://randomahole.com/2008/09/19/all-cops-are-retarded/#comments Fri, 19 Sep 2008 16:30:54 +0000 RandomAsshole http://randomahole.com/?p=188 They just are.

Share This ]]> http://randomahole.com/2008/09/19/all-cops-are-retarded/feed/ 0