This white trash momma is auditioning for springer.

These bitches are just retarded. You need to workout a bat against your face.

That girlfriend you tell all your friends about who lives far away.  This is her.  You know it.

Here’s a stupid commercial from some asian country where people don’t brush their teeth anyway.

I don’t just do groceries, I muthafuckin do groceries.

Check this fucker get owned.  You suck at the skateboarding, go back to rollerblades.

When Michael Phelps isn’t getting DUI’s he’s owning bitches in the pools.  This is how a winner behaves.  Don’t hold back, let them know they lost and how much of a loser they are.  well done sir.

Here are a couple of reporters getting owned.  Still. Fuck fox news.

Seriously.  Fuck Fox news.  Stop using the brainwashing techniques from Hitler’s playbook.  Thanks for the Simpsons, Family Guy, and American Dad.  But otherwise fuck you in the mouth till your teeth fall out.

The hills is for the tards.  Fact.