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12 Year Old Makes 911 Operators Cry. Genius!

31
Jul

The calls started as hang-ups, but then the kid started making threats and saying very obscene things to the 911 operators, said Martin. Martin said some of the calls were so bad, the kid made some of the operators cry.

Dear lord, what did you say to them. Please teach me. I can’t imagine what you would say to make 911 operators cry. They take murder and accident calls. You must eat brimstone and spit fire.

You are awesome

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Business Shorts = You Take It Up the Butt

31
Jul

Seriously look at these.  You look gayer then a unicorn fucking a care bear and then shooting rainbow semen into it’s sweaty fur.

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Boy Pokes Alligator In Eye Who Bit Off His Arm! HARDCORE!

31
Jul

AN 11-year old American boy who had most of his arm bitten off by an alligator escaped by poking it in the eye.

This future gangster poked a bitch alligator in the eye who bit off his arm.  You are no boy, you are a man.  Someone give this kid a shot of jack and some whores.

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Man with Slingshot vs Police with Guns. Genius!

31
Jul

Man with slingshot arrested in attack on officers. Metal ball bearings used as ammo targeted cars, officers and security guard in Costa Mesa parking lot.

Hey retard you are not Dennis the Menace.

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Mr T Snickers Commercials Rock. Back off fruitcakes.

31
Jul

There is currently some controversy over these snicker commercials, cause apparently getting a pair of nuts hurts the gays. They are saying that the commercial of Mr. T hitting a power walker is promoting violence against the gays. Really, you fruits complaining about this badass commercial is making me want to put plastic explosives on gerbils and stick them up your asses. Seriously, fuck off on this one. We let you have the rainbow, now let it be butt pirates and clam diggers.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0bUxi_Eo6fU[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NySN_plfiNI[/youtube]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTwaX2AAAlQ[/youtube]

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20 Year Old Man Robs and Rapes 60 Year Old Woman. GILF?

30
Jul

“Officers arrest Tustin resident after victim was tied up and sexually assulated in mobile home they shared.”

Really? You raped a grandma? I hope the 40 years of ass rape was worth it.

This is going to be you.  Enjoy your new black boyfriend.

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Assome License Plate

30
Jul

Seriously, fuck the planet.

[Source]

Global Warming Licese Plate

Japanese Female Robots Now Doing Commercials

30
Jul

Now perverted Japanese Otakus can say the robot they’ve been fucking has been in commercials. Props!

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuT63QEeoBk[/youtube]

11 Year Old Runs From the Cops… In his parents Car

29
Jul

How long until they blame this on Grand Theft Auto?  Sometimes kids are just tarded.  I didn’t even know Mercury Sables could hit a 100 unless they were falling out of a plane.

“BAKERSFIELD — An 11-year-old boy led officers on a high-speed chase topping 100 mph while standing on the car’s floorboard to reach the gas pedal.

California Highway Patrol Officer Mark Ehly says the boy was unhappy at home, so he drove off with his parent’s gray Mercury Sable around 5 p.m. Monday.

Ehly says the boy, who was not identified because of his age, drove more than 100 mph without wearing a seatbelt before officers stopped him.

The boy has been booked into juvenile hall on suspicion of felony evading and for being an unlicensed driver.”

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My New Knife for Exploding Your Heads

29
Jul

This is my new knife that I use to explode your face.

“Come closer. I have something to tell you.”

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs[/youtube]

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