2008 April | Random Asshole's

Banana Sandwich made my brother gay

14
Apr

This is an example of taking two everyday words and making them awesome. Banana, yummy yellow fruit. Sandwich, delicious lunch meat in between two pieces of bread. Banana Sandwich, that sounds like a bucket of yuck.

I know that some people actually do eat banana sandwiches and do find them delicious. But to my perverted mind, banana sandwich is a new way to fuck with your friends. I used this today on my brother. Every Sunday I bring home food from my parents house and my brother asked me what I had brought home. I said “Banana Sandwich” and he said “What really”. He was on the phone with my mom at the time and he started to ask her what’s banana sandwhich. So i told him, “Go get 2 pieces of bread and I’ll show you, you faggot.” He understood and I felt warm inside knowing that I made him look stupid and a little gay.

I know this will catch on, because everyone I know copies what I say then their friends copy it too. Just remember this, Banana Sandwich started here, now go make your friends look like stupid homos.

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