10 A-Hole Things To Say In A Public Toilet
Feb
- Oh god, it feels like I ate glass and am now shitting out shards!
- WTF is that, is that corn, I didn’t have corn!
- I wonder if my penis is crooked because I’m left handed
- Why is my cock orange? Oh yeah, cheetos.
- I should have never gotten my pubes straightened
- I wonder if my dick is small or if I have huge balls
- Boy. Girl. Boy. Girl Tee Hee Hee.
- I hope these bumps are ingrown hairs.
- Fuck I’m out of lotion. Hey you, out there, can you spit on my hand, my mouth is dry.
- WHY IS MY MOM’S PHONE NUMBER ON THE WALL AND WHY IS SHE GIVING FREE BLOWJOBS!!!

