You are so ugly, I think of your face when I am trying not to ejaculate.
You are so ugly, your mom only puts out your picture during Halloween.
You are so ugly, the mirror refuses to show your reflection.
You are so ugly, that when you sleep your pillow tries to get away from your face.
You are so ugly, that when you travel by plane they let you fly so nobody has to see your face.
You are so ugly, your mom fed your mom fed you blindfolded.
You are so ugly, they use your face to treat Viagra overdoses.
You are so ugly that your shit tries to flush you down the toilet.
You are so ugly, hookers pay you not to have sex.
You are so ugly, your face is considered a form of birth control.