On my way to work I saw this piece of shit car with a license plate that says “I’m not spoiled, just well taken care of.” I thought to myself “Are you fucking serious?” I only wish I could have followed them home to their mansion and view the rest of their classic cars.

I do not understand how you could put that license plate on this car. Even if you traveled back in time to when this car was new, this license plate would make you vomit at it’s stupidity. A car that is worth double it’s value when the gas tank is full should not have a license plate with the words “>Spoiled“or “Lucky“. You’re Lucky I didn’t have any Spoiled eggs to throw at you.

I would just like to ask the person driving a few questions. If you know who this is, please forward my questions.

• Do you live in a trailer park where having a car that you don’t live in is considered spoiled?
• Are you dyslexic and think that spoiled means to have a shitty 20 year old car?
• Did the salesperson tell you that Toyota Corolla was the Japanese Bentley?

God, please send this person a fucking dictionary or rip the wheels off this piece of shit and throw it in the ocean.